Are you a T,W.A.T?

[Ken Hannah]

The Operating Theatre Practitioner
Or
T.W.A.T.
(Theatre Worker and Anaesthetic Technician)

Do you posses the power to alter the fabric of time and distort the space-time continuum, and so be in three places at once?

Do you enjoy working long hours with no break for very little or no money?

Do you have the ability to deal with difficult children who shout, scream, complain, throw tantrums and insist on calling themselves surgeons?

Do you have all the background knowledge about everything ever used in an operating theatre, and if not could you bullshit your way out if asked?

If the answer to all these questions is YES then why not consider a career as an ODP

The ODP….here because no one else wants to be!